The Pineapple
“Pineapple” translates to “puzzlement,”
In some forms of tropical dialect.
For it’s quite hard to know really what is meant
By “pine.” And to “apple,” I must object.
For this lexicon-twisting infraction,
Some fruits might demand legal action.
But the case would dismiss rather quickly,
Since the evidence is clearly too prickly.
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Prickly, you say? That's no excuse.
ReplyDeleteIt has no needles on it's caboose.
Instead it has leaves, and bumpy dry skin.
No, this fruit needs a doctor for the state that it's in.
...or something like that.