Carrots

Carrots

Carrots help you see at night -
Or, so my mother said.
But in the deepest, darkest woods
I'd like a lamp instead.

The Onion: A Tragicomedy

Time to switch from fruits to veggies.

The Onion: A Tragicomedy

Imagine if Euripides
Had hidden onions up his sleeves -
He could’ve made his patrons bawl,
With practically no work at all.
Medea might have even smiled
Or offered candy to a child.
A cost-effective choice, I think:
Twice the tears for half the ink.